"It's all fun and games until someone gets hit in the face with a petrified tortilla."

the weapon and the aftermath
Bea was having a grand old time in the kitchen cleaning out the refrigerator and happened upon an old stiff tortilla. She thought it might be fun to wait until I rounded the corner and throw the thing playfully at me. The tortilla flew with amazing speed and accuracy and caught me fully surprised and cleaved some flesh from my upper lip. Most of the bleeding had subsided by the time I took the photo, but in the end I was impressed by the damage scale and range of attack qualities that aged tortillas can possess.