Concrete steps be warned...

This ladies and gentlemen is the DeWalt D25980K, or the DeWalt Heavy Duty Pavement Breaker with Hammer Truck and Steel for the layperson. Regardless of what you call this monster, the fact of the matter is I had the privilege of using this bad larry today. Sure, I'm not the manliest of men, not by a longshot, but using this dealie made me feel pretty burley. That being said, the actual burly dudes that do this for real probably would have thought I looked like a sissy. "I just let the boat do the work."

Anyway, it was pretty fun, but I would advise against doing it right after lunch. That calzone was shaken out of its comfort zone in a jiffy.