Supermarket Bags

I stopped at Shaws (the local supermarket) on the way home from work today and bought the following:

• 2 packages of fresh strawberries (bogo free)
• 1 lemon
• 6-pack of beer

I told the clerk that I didn't need a bag; I could carry it all myself. The man behind me purchased a lone 6-pack of beer and asked the clerk to double bag it. I promptly turned around and castrated him.